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Have you ever wondered who said that?

This section contains a selection of quotes ranging from the sublime to the ridiculous.

The Random Quotes are mainly from scholars and philosophers living over 2000 years ago and it's interesting to note that human intellect seems barely to have changed – it's just the stage that's different.

Philosophers and Scholars

Ancient Greek | Confucius

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Oscar Wilde

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. More...

Groucho Marx

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did. More...

Mark Twain

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. More...

Miscellaneous

Leonardo da Vinci | George Bernard Shaw | Winston Churchill

Bob Hope | George Burns | Mae West | W. C. Fields

Peter Ustinov

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